The "wonderful uses" of high-pressure cleaning machines

Although a high pressure cleaning machine is a practical tool, once the operation "runs off," it will produce many hilarious news. Here's a list of classic and hilarious genres and cases for you:

Type 1: "Man-machine warfare" - a hilarious scene created by the user himself

This type of news is usually a result of users mishandling or being too "creative," leading to unintended funny consequences.

1. "I gave my dog a bath and it ended up in a tree"

Plot summary: A foreign owner thinks it is quick and convenient to bathe his dirty dog with a water cannon. As a result, the water cannon pressure was turned too high, and the frightened dog broke free, covered in foam and a huge psychological shadow, and slipped into a low tree in the yard, which could not coax. In the end, the owner had to turn to the firefighters, which was awkward and hilarious at one point.

Fun Fact : Underestimating the dog's response and overestimating the dogs' ability to climb trees, the "trust" between humans and animals collapses in an instant.

2. "Washing the balcony and making a curtains hole for the living room"

Plot summary : A member of the public wants to use a high pressure cleaning machine to clean the windows and floor of a closed balcony thoroughly. But due to the inexperienced operation, the water accidentally sprayed directly into the living room through a gap in the window. By the time he realized, the sofa, TV and carpet in the living room had been "bathed" in the mist. News images are usually of the owner looking dumbfounded with a water cannon, compared to the destruction of his home.

Fun Fact : Wanting to clean one place but accidentally "destroying" another, more important place, is typical of "removing the east wall to replace the west wall."

3. "Just wanted to wash the car, but washed the license plate in the drain"

 Plot summary : A driver uses a water gun to rinse the dirt on the license plate at close range, and the powerful water pressure directly knocks down the screw that holds the license plate, and the license plate flies and falls precisely into a crack in the roadside sewer. The owner could only stare at the sewer mouth, and had no choice but to call the police and ask municipal officials to collect the license plate.

Fun Fact : Excessive cleaning brings a "precision strike" where the target disappears incredibly smoothly.

Type 2: "Unexpected Uses" - Brain-socketed folk wisdom

Someone can always use tools outside of their design, and the results are often hilarious.

1. "Man used a water pistol to cut watermelons, only to have them blow up"

Plot summary : In the summer, a group of friends are partying, and someone proposes to use a water cannon to cut watermelons, thinking it's "cool." As a result, the moment the water column touched the watermelon, the watermelon was not cut neatly, but exploded with a "boom," and the red seeds splashed everyone. The video is full of screams and then laughter.

Fun Fact: The imaginary "sense of technology" contrasts strongly with the real "disaster movie," and the watermelon dies vigorously.

2. "Making an 'ice sculpture' with a high pressure cleaning machine ended up with only a pool of water"

Plot summary: In winter, residents in a northern part of the country want to spray water into the snow with a water cannon in an attempt to make an ice sculpture or ice castle. The idea was wonderful, but in practice, the jets of water directly swept the snow pile upside down. Instead of forming, they turned the yard into an ice rink.

 Bottom line: Art requires skill, and it doesn't work with "violent" tools alone.

Type 3: "Devices get out of control" - when machines have their own ideas

A machine failure or accidental start-up creates the purest of chaotic comedies.

1.  "High pressure cleaners 'grew up' and went crazy painting circles in parking lots"

Plot summary: In a car wash abroad, the employee leaves for a moment and the water cannon does not stabilize. As a result, under the counter-action of water pressure, the spray head began to spin and beat uncontrollably on the ground, spraying with water, and no one dared to approach the entire area, like a water-made "boundary." The video looks like the troll playing a wild dance alone.

Laughter: The machines seemed to have been given life and performed a "brutal ballet" that no one appreciated, and humans could do nothing about it.

2. "A man managed to escape with a wet body after a pipe burst in the washing machine"

3. Plot Summary: A citizen who is cleaning the yard suddenly bursts a high-pressure water pipe in his hand, and the stream twists like a white snake, chasing its owner and spraying water. The owner was so frightened that he screamed and jumped to hide. The scene was very awkward and funny. It is often recorded by family members on their mobile phones and "ruthlessly" posted online.

Laughter: The look of humans being "killed back" by tools they invented is full of comedy.

Safety Tips (not funny but important)

While the news is hilarious, the water pressure of a high-pressure cleaning machine is very strong enough to cause serious harm to the human body (such as skin cuts, infections caused by injections, etc.). Be sure to use:

Wear protective gear, especially goggles and sturdy shoes.

Never point the jet at yourself, others, pets, or any appliances.

Check that equipment and pipelines are in good condition before use.

Hope this news makes you laugh!